☣️ Disclaimer

Everything here is highly experimental, occasionally volatile, and almost always used off label.

What We Don't Do

1. We haven’t run it through the FDA, the crash-test track, or any focus group that wasn’t already half-medicated.
2. We don’t test on animals, unless you count illustrated brand mascots.
   
3. We don’t test with illegal substances, unless you count highly caffeinated coffee at 2 a.m. with Pixie Stix standing in for sugar.
4. We still haven’t built an instrument precise enough to measure the intoxicating effects of a well-placed insight — but rest assured, we’re working on it.

What We Do

1. We test in the wild: on ideas, on markets, and occasionally on ourselves.
2. We remix proven formulas into unexpected prescriptions.
3. We stress-test strategies under strange conditions to see what breaks—and what bends into something better.
4. We prescribe mischief responsibly, always with an eye on results (and sometimes side effects).

Now that this is under stood: Please use with caution.

Or better: Misuse as directed.